Ode to my Dirt Devil Kone mini vacuum

Please excuse my rusty and corny poetry skills, but how else do you talk in a halfway interesting way about a home appliance that sucks dust? I think these (or at least some sort of handheld vacuum) should be standard issue for any mom.


O dustbuster, you with your vrooming noise
You suck crumbs off of rugs and toys.
Your power button Samantha loves to press;
At entertaining my girlie, you're quite a success.

So easy to empty, so easy to stow.
How many 'uh-oh's' you've cleaned up, no one else need know.
I can clean up the high chair, the couch and the car
In vacuuming nooks and crannies you're a star.

Cheerios to dried peas, to yogurt melt dust
There isn't much toddler mess you can't bust.
Pickup of small snack spills by hand is at an end,
O Dirt Devil Kone, you are a good friend.